I am about to state something very unmanly.
So for those that wish to not see me lose "man points" and possibly think less of me, please feel free to skip the next few lines.
Keep scrolling 'til you see ***** at the top of your window.




I miss cuddling.
No dry humping, no groping, no making out.
Just the simple act of lying and embracing each other.
Cradling my lady's head w/ my arm and shoulder, not even caring 'bout the stretch marks on my shoulder that would be the eventual results.


Think that's it.


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So yea, I'm definitely getting old.
Had an empty household for almost two weeks now and I've only managed to throw one social gathering.
It didn't even involve nakedness.

Have to pick up la familia from the LAX Saturday.
Please lecture me if I'm still online that morning and not dealing w/ traffic on the 5.

Should be enough time left to do something with the house right?
'Sides sliding around the floors in socks and underwear.
Probably just more of the yardwork.
And making the house not look like a bachelor's pad.
At least the animals are still alive.

I am no longer insomnia's bitch lover.
I'm managing to avg. 6 hrs. of sleep per night as opposed to 4.
The secret: Exhaustion
A 40hr. work week in retail can do that to a person.
Also cuz I stopped having certain dreams.
Found better subjects to focus on.

The Random Quote:
"Microsoft, another way of saying 5000 lawyers." - Anonymous